Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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go home
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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