Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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