You really coming over, don't trick.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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