this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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