Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
