What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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