I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
