bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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