Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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