Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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