I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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