Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
