who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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