I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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