My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
