After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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