just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
