North Korea, Best Korea!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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