I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I need water and some morals
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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