apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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