Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
its liver damage thursday
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