i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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