Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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