Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
