No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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