Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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