Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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