Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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