Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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