Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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