yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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