Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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