I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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