I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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