i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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