i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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