talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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