I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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