doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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