she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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