Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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