i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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