U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It was confusing and full of hummus
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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