Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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