Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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