Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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