they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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