There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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