in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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