does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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