If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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