Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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