Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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