I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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